Is this the funniest joke for Thursday so far?...........?

A faithful Tim walks into a Govan bar with his pet alligator and say's to the barman; 'A pint o' heavy for me And a double whisky for the 'gator'. The barman replies; 'Sorry sir, we don't serve your kind in here This is a Blue bar!' The faithful Tim asks if they serve Huns. The barman says yes, of course we do! So the man replies 'Well, I'll have three for my alligator!'